"Who in the heyell left this gate open..."
WHY! WHY! WHY! Men please tell me why in the heyell are ya'll in these skinny jeans??? What makes you convince yourself that this is a hot thing to do? What is manly about being in some skinny jeans? Do you actually look in a full body mirror and be like "yea boy, I look fresh to def today." BULLSHYT!!! Stop lying to yourself. You might as well get a clutch bag, some hoop earrings, some lip gloss that's popping and some nice stilettos to round out the outfit. And where the heyell do you put your boys in some skinny jeans? I thought they needed room to hang...out! And do you wear "tighty whities?" This is so disturbing, I can't believe I'm actually asking this.
For the longest, I thought couldn't nothing top my un-attraction to men in some loafers until this men in skinny jeans phenomenon rolled around. How do you honestly go somewhere with a man that has on jeans tighter than you or tight like you? What are we "the tight jeaned co-ed duo?" C'mon ya'll now...for real?! I don't want to see a man's thigh bulging through his pants unless he has on some track tights or a football uniform. Now I respect the fact that all men are not fans of "baggy" jeans. That's cool but the minute you go tighter than a cowboy in his relaxed fit jean...Houston We Have A Problem!!!
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lol... they are taking this whole "metrosexual" thing toooo far...granted they may be too old to wear the baggies, but CLEARLY wearing TAPs (tight azz pants) are not the answer. Dude any guy who can FIT himself into those jeans is not for me...
Uhm..pass me the damn mic. I saw a flyer advertising a reggae Dancehall party with the theme "tight pants vs shortest skirt" The man in the tightest pants wins a cash prize. I mean Jamaicans are the first to say "burn down the chee chee." and some Faggot is a Bahti boi...isnt this a contradiction to the culture. Ok Jamaicans make up your damn mind you dislike gay people so much that you say "if you can't beat em join em"
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Men in skinny jeans??? NO! This had to have come from a homo-sexual man that is on the down low, and some "metro-sexual" dude thought it was cool. I know a homosexual guy that dressed nice...but he bought pants from Forever 21. When he told me that I was like WHOA! He didn't really appear gay...but then again I'm kinda too nice to people...he was almost flamboyant but he knew he as a boy. If you can understand. Anyway I think this trend came from a undercover man trying to conceal his true self but slipped up...in turn convinced someone else it was cool. This looks like a case of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. lol!
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