Who let you out of the house looking like that?
Thou who hath no real friends, this is for you.
Yes, it is true, clothes do not care who wear them. I believe manufacturers will make any style of clothing in every single size, not to make money but for the pure sake of entertainment. Seriously, why would anyone make spandex pants in a 4x? That's just insane. The world's supply of spandex will surely soon be depleted.
Do not get me wrong this is not a fat bashing. People of all sizes do not always choose clothing that is flattering to their particular shape.
For example:
If you are over 37 I personally recommend that you no longer wear mini skirts and belly shirts. I don't care how many drunk old men told you how sexy you are, or how young you look in the face. Ma'am, we can tell how many kids you have had from the stretch mark rings around your belly button. Quit it, Please! For the sake of the general public!
If you have a nice slim legs, slim arms, and/or a nice bosom, but you have a 22 inch Cadillac tire around your belly....that is called a Muffin top. Never ever should any of your skin fall over the top of your pants to where you might lose sight of your belt. Buy a bigger pair of pants or a larger shirt or tuck that mess in some spanx.
Mexican prom shoes should never be worn out in public period. No matter what nationality you are.
Skinny jeans on people with no shape looks gross.
Out of shape men with beer bellies should not wear fitted shirts.
Most( if not all) of these examples were witnessed in public places. Where are these people's friends?? I have good friends who wont let me leave the house looking a H.A.M. (Hot Azz Mess)
I even have friends who won't let me buy clothes that do not flatter my shape. True friends don't let other friends embarrass themselves (in public).
5 comments:
lmao...they say a pic is worth a thousand words but all i have for that 1 is ewww...
"true friends don't let their friends embarrass themselves (in public)"...hahaha everywhere else is ok tho
ROFL @ "If you have a nice slim legs, slim arms, and/or a nice bosom, but you have a 22 inch Cadillac tire around your belly....that is called a Muffin top." and " Ma'am, we can tell how many kids you have had from the stretch mark rings around your belly button."
...tuck that in some spanx!!!!
I wish I could share this blog with a few people. Some people don't understand the unflattery look they have in some clothes that they wear. This was funny Elite! Thank you!
Now that is funny, but should we judge a woman for wearing something that makes her feel good. Maybe she likes having drunk old guys telling her that she looks sexy.
THERE IS A REASON THEY ARE CALLED SKINNY JEANS!!!
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